In this chaotic season of joy, friendship, and oceans of Christmas cards, it is a common tradition(Whatever your religion) to sing songs associated with your religion’s interpretation of Christmas. Therefore, I feel it my solemn duty to sing something.
Chipmunks roasting in a forest fire,
Jack Frost ripping off your toes.
Yuletide carolers being mugged by a choir!
And folks dressed up like Navajos.
the turkey ate the mistletoe,
sometimes turkeys aren’t too bright.
Tiny tots with their clothes all aflame
will find it hard to sleep
They know that Santa’s passed away!
He’s dropped his load of toys and goodies in the bay!
And every mother’s child is gonna cry
to see that reindeer really don’t know how to fly.
And so I’m offering this demented phrase,
to kids from 101 to 102
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
happy Hanukkah to you!
© Whenever this was written, by Aunt Linda at the time of her mission. 😀