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Merry Christmas to all!

16 Dec

In this chaotic season of joy, friendship, and oceans of Christmas cards, it is a common tradition(Whatever your religion) to sing songs associated with your religion’s interpretation of Christmas. Therefore, I feel it my solemn duty to sing something.

*Ahem*

 Chipmunks roasting in a forest fire,

 Jack Frost ripping off your toes.

 Yuletide carolers being mugged by a choir!

 And folks dressed up like Navajos.

 Everybody knows

 the turkey ate the mistletoe,

 sometimes turkeys aren’t too bright.

 Tiny tots with their clothes all aflame

 will find it hard to sleep

 tonight.

 They know that Santa’s passed away!

 He’s dropped his load of toys and goodies in the bay!

 And every mother’s child is gonna cry

 to see that reindeer really don’t know how to fly.

 And so I’m offering this demented phrase,

 to kids from 101 to 102

 Although it’s been said many times, many ways,

 happy Hanukkah to you!

© Whenever this was written, by Aunt Linda at the time of her mission. 😀

Merry Christmas!

Eleanor

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