So, I opened up MSN a few minutes ago, and found a link to this article about Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber:
Selena Gomez and her boyfriend of eight months, Justin Bieber, have taken the next step in their teen romance and adopted a dog together.
During a visit to D’Arcy’s Animal Rescue Centre in Winnipeg, Canada, Gomez, 19, and Bieber, 17, fell in love with a husky mix named Baylor, whom they took home — and to Gomez’s London, Ontario, concert.
Okay, so far we’re possibly a little disgusted by the stuff about romance and puppy love, but falling in love with a puppy is just fine.
“It was nice that they thought of the animals and came to visit our shelter while they were on tour,” the shelter’s owner, D’Arcy, told E! News.
LOVEBIRDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Please, SPARE ME.
Anyway, after that is a picture of Gomez with the puppy.
On Thursday, Bieber rented out an entire movie theater in Winnipeg, Manitoba and ordered in pizzas so the couple could check out “Real Steel” uninterrupted.
Okay Bieber, WHAT IS UP? Where does he get the money to do this kind of stuff? I mean, yeah he’s a singer, but RENTING OUT A WHOLE MOVIE THEATER???? SERIOUSLY???? and making out in the middle of a hockey game?? Really, what is up with this guy?? Plus, the author are kind of straying from the thing they were supposed to writing about, the puppy.
For Bieber, his grand gestures are all part of being a good boyfriend. “Romance isn’t dead,” Bieber tweeted in September, after renting out the Staples Center in Los Angeles so he and Gomez could have a private candle-lit dinner on the arena floor. “Treat your lady right fellas.”
I am all for the “treat you lady right fellas” part, because really, what girl want a terrible boyfriend/husband who, (and now I’m worst case scenarioizing) drinks while driving, smokes, and abuses you? But now we get to the next part.
Again, renting out an enormous building, just for two people. Can you say BASKET CASE?!?!?!?!?!
And PRIVATE??? Whatever happened to chaperoning?? Yes, she’s nineteen, and he’s seventeen, and chaperoning is somewhat old-fashioned, but really? And candle-lit? *bangs head into beadboard against the chimney*
All right. I’m done ranting for now, but there’s a chance I will have them standing at the top of the eiffle tower making out when suddenly -da da da…- Fredrika the sadistic teddy bear comes along and blows it up, with them inside it next time I can get at my notebook! *giggles and cackles maniacally*
Don’t ask about Fredrika the sadistic teddy bear. It’s complicated. I’ll explain some other time.