RSS

Sick. Just SICK.

25 Oct

So, I opened up MSN a few minutes ago, and found a link to this article about Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber:

 

Puppy love!

Selena Gomez and her boyfriend of eight months, Justin Bieber, have taken the next step in their teen romance and adopted a dog together.

During a visit to D’Arcy’s Animal Rescue Centre in Winnipeg, Canada, Gomez, 19, and Bieber, 17, fell in love with a husky mix named Baylor, whom they took home — and to Gomez’s London, Ontario, concert.

Okay, so far we’re possibly a little disgusted by the stuff about romance and puppy love, but falling in love with a puppy is just fine.

 

The couple reportedly visited with animals for hours before deciding which pup they should adopt.

“It was nice that they thought of the animals and came to visit our shelter while they were on tour,” the shelter’s owner, D’Arcy, told E! News.

Gomez and Bieber’s Friday trip to the animal shelter capped off a week of Canadian fun for the lovebirds.

LOVEBIRDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Please, SPARE ME.

 

Anyway, after that is a picture of Gomez with the puppy.

 

On Thursday, Bieber rented out an entire movie theater in Winnipeg, Manitoba and ordered in pizzas so the couple could check out “Real Steel” uninterrupted.

Two nights later, the duo made out in a private suite during a hockey game at the MTS Centre.

 

Okay Bieber, WHAT IS UP? Where does he get the money to do this kind of stuff? I mean, yeah he’s a singer, but RENTING OUT A WHOLE MOVIE THEATER???? SERIOUSLY???? and making out in the middle of a hockey game?? Really, what is up with this guy?? Plus, the author are kind of straying from the thing they were supposed to writing about, the puppy.

 

 

For Bieber, his grand gestures are all part of being a good boyfriend. “Romance isn’t dead,” Bieber tweeted in September, after renting out the Staples Center in Los Angeles so he and Gomez could have a private candle-lit dinner on the arena floor. “Treat your lady right fellas.”

 

I am all for the “treat you lady right fellas” part, because really, what girl want a terrible boyfriend/husband who, (and now I’m worst case scenarioizing) drinks while driving, smokes, and abuses you? But now we get to the next part.

Again, renting out an enormous building, just for two people. Can you say BASKET CASE?!?!?!?!?!

And PRIVATE??? Whatever happened to chaperoning?? Yes, she’s nineteen, and he’s seventeen, and chaperoning is somewhat old-fashioned, but really? And candle-lit? *bangs head into beadboard against the chimney*

All right. I’m done ranting for now, but there’s a chance I will have them standing at the top of the eiffle tower making out when suddenly -da da da…- Fredrika the sadistic teddy bear comes along and blows it up, with them inside it next time I can get at my notebook! *giggles and cackles maniacally*

 

Don’t ask about Fredrika the sadistic teddy bear. It’s complicated. I’ll explain some other time.

-Eleanor

Advertisements
 
2 Comments

Posted by on October 25, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

2 responses to “Sick. Just SICK.

  1. Diana

    December 24, 2011 at 5:32 am

    ROTFL!!!! And I agree with you 100%.

    ~ Awesomefowl from BYC

     
    • E

      January 11, 2012 at 4:17 am

      😆 Totally.

       

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself

A Hopefully Formerly Depressed Human Vows To Practice Self-Approval

Confessions of a Hopeless Introvert

I'm orally inarticulate, so I'd rather write than talk.

Arafly Arts & Life

The pursuit of crafts, fitness and beer.

The Mostly Confused Teenager

Trying to feel less muddled

Dysfunctional Literacy

Just because you CAN read Moby Dick doesn't mean you should.

Mary C. M. Phillips

Caffeine-induced epiphanies and occasional literary musings

Austenprose - A Jane Austen Blog

Join the celebration of Jane Austen novels, movies, sequels and the pop culture she has inspired

Radical Notion

feminism: noun; the radical notion that women are people.

Guys, Life, Stuff

my Words, my Life, my Thoughts

Project Light to Life

A bucket list blog: exploring happiness, growth, and the world.

Dawne Webber

A place to confabulate.

Plot Whisperer

The Making of a Story

Sammi Talk

Words From A Not So Ordinary Girl Living A Pretty Ordinary Life

Raising My Rainbow

Adventures in raising a fabulously gender creative son.

%d bloggers like this: